Journal Entry: Wed Aug 17, 2011, 12:46 AM
Okay. I don't use a bath tub. I'm an old bloke - for me, you jump in the shower, get yourself clean and get the hell out of there. Baths are for children or those who wish to enjoy a relaxing time amongst pungent rose petals and crap like that - um... women! I probably get in a bath tub once every 10 years - maybe.
So, yesterday I had some minor surgery on my back. I'm mindful that I shouldn't wet the bandage. Hmm... makes it trickey to shower. I thinks to myself, "I know, I'll jump in the bath that my Rozie just used. Too easy!"
It was lovely and warm and I immediately reverted to a 10 year old child. I slides down in the bath until my face is under and then remembers - the damn bandage! Crapola.
And that my friends is why bathing is evil. I'm sticking with the damn shower from now on. It's so hard being smart and pretty. LMAO.
Listening to: Reason
Reading: Some Gotrek and Felix
Eating: Humble pie
Drinking: Home Made Rum