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Points Giveaway #4 --- OPENHello everyone! ; v ; This is another points raffle!
Simply fav to enter! No need to be one of my watchers. ♥
Ill be using a RNG on May 25th!
The amount being given out is 100 points to 1 person!
Good luck! And if you are bored, answer the following question!
Favorite food? Least favorite food? ♥
My favorite food is salmon sashimi, and my least 
favorite is probably broccoli. </3
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♥ buneep
I'm bored :c.... *50 point giveaway!* (OPEN)I am very bored! D:
And since I am feeling bored and nice, I decided to do a tiny point giveaway.
All you have to do is:
:bulletpurple: Fave this journal (it will be your number)
:bulletpink: Watch me IF you like my art~ ;v;
Well....that's about it!
Winner will be chosen using Random.org
Deadline: 5/19/13
If you take a look/join my contest, I will love you forever :dummy:
Contest Time!It's time for my contest!
I hope you guys are excited. I've been planning this contest for months now.
✿Theme✿
Draw my persona Kitty!

✿What I'll Be Looking For✿
This contest will not be judged much by the quality but more by the creativity.
I would like to see what you all come up with!
✿What Mediums Are Allowed✿
♥Digital Art
♥Traditional Art
♥Pixel Art
✿What Is Not Allowed✿
♥Other OC's or Characters
♥ Gender bending
♥Creating her in another form other than Kemonomimi
✿Rules✿
♥The contest will end 6/14/2013
♥Up to two submissions per person
♥Favorite this journal
♥Post a journal about my contest, naming it "KittenHime's Contest"
♥Please do not do this with her hair !! : 

✿Prizes✿
♥
May GiveawayIt is time for our monthly giveaway! Help us thank our awesome donors by giving them a llama. You can find our donors here.
How can I participate in this giveaway?
Simple, just favorite this journal (we had issues with people spamming comments).
How will the winner be selected?
A random number generator will be used (random.org to be specific). The RNG will be first used to select a page from the list of those who favorited this journal. Then from that list the RNG will be used to select the winner!
Do I have to be a member of this group?
No, you do not have to be a member.
Who can win?
Any member of deviantArt that has been around for at least 6 months and has not won the membership from previous giveaways. The winner must be a deviant who currently does not have an active subscription to deviantArt.
What if this account I have now is under six months, bu
Draw My OC Contest! Join please~~~Finally, contest time! Arrr…..I've been wanting to held a contest since….last year….haha…I was too lazy to write a journal of the contest….*sob*. Okay, now let's  get to the point.
:star:Theme:star:
Draw my Dragon and Kirin OC in any scenery
Reference:

Reference sheet : http://sta.sh/013xi9fy914i   http://sta.sh/0xa6rmqfzk1  
:star:Allowed Media & Style:star:
:star: Media : Digital art and traditional art (must be coloured) ONLY.
:star: Style: Anime (cell-shaded/soft-shaded)/manga & Semi-realism anime ONLY. NO chibis/portrait/abstract/anthro/animation/photomanipulation etc
Some examples that the style I like:
http://chaosringen.deviantart.com/art/Centaur-Warrior-364644727
http://jinkimania.deviantart.com/art/Commission-Pie66-371753047
http://yogisha.deviantart.com/art/Silent-stratosphere-371646432
http://cobi-cobi.deviantart.com/art/Atera-363609173
http://juhaihai.deviantart.com/art/
DESIGN A CHARACTER CONTEST 2013!hello friends family pets and everyone else who lives under the sea,
im doing a DESIGN CONTEST WAHOO LETS PARTY
alright well, here are the rules, includes what this is about and etc. etc.
Rules
:bulletblack: .......... The design MUST HAVE ONLY 2 COLORS; BLACK AND WHITE
:bulletblack: .......... you may use bases, but it is STRONGLY discouraged.
:bulletblack: ..........  I will be the only judge; I will be judging on WHAT I SIMPLY LIKE BEST. so read 'likes' to see some ideas of what I would like to see in an entry!
:bulletblack: .......... I may use the design/character as my own BUT, I will (obviously) give you credit<3
:bulletblack: .......... YOU CAN ENTER AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE!!!
:bulletblack: .......... You can create an origonal species or use a real animal (such as a fox) for the design
:bulletblack: .......... please make it origonal as you can! it can be of an already exsisting species, just that I dont
Oi people - think before you click!Yesterday I got spammed to hell with messages linking to different variants of this image:
They can have slightly different graphics or contain different links but the message is always basically the same - go to this page and you'll receive 20 000:points: .
I have to ask the question - how dim do you have to be to fall for it?
Ok let's see - we have an image hosted on a profile that is 1 day old and asks you to visit a website with a strange url with a promise of a financial reward on an another website. How do you even imagine  that would work? And now, of course, people start crying that their computers got infected with malware. Which is great - every genius who fell for this obvious phishing scam  deserved it. I hope your shitty computer burns and you along with it.
I know this is a no-duh for 90% of people reading it but for the sake of the rest lets revise what we all should know about online phishig. And before you go all:
No, no you can't.
Copypasta from
wonderful cosplay


i love these , posing is awesome, and facial expressions are spot on... now im only hoping for some with silly faces.. what can i say, im a facial expression nut! XD
HOLY CARP 1,000+ Watchers! Goodie bundle giveaway!hihihihi <3
Today I've reached 1,000+ watchers * O * holy carp what the fluck kfndmslkrhfgbjnsljshfnc
Amg did you know i never thought i'd get as many as 50 watchers when i joined dA XDDD
idfhvbnmsdjufgdvbjcnlsifh anyways
To thank all my watchers.... Im going to be giving away stuff owo 
I know it's not much but I really don't have that much to give ;___; <3 Please understand
Im giving away a goodie bundle consisting of:

-Chibi from me

-Pixel Icon from me
-1 month premium
-150 :points:
You can look in my gallery if you want examples
Rules to participate:
-You MUST be one of my watchers BEFORE this journal is posted to be eligible(I will be checking!) 
-One entry per person (no using other accounts!)
-You must love apple juice (Nah, just kidding)
To enter (if you are eligible):
- :+fav: this journal 
-.... thats it 8D
Because I will be picking a number from a random generator, you must fav th
EDIT: WINNERAfter entering the entries into the generator, we have a winner!
The winner isssss....
#41; ~nikiten! c:
Thank you all for entering! uvu I will notify the winner at this time.
EDIT: DATE EXTENDED SO PEOPLE CAN ENTER. I MAY NOT CHECK ENTRIES AT EXACTLY 4, BUT I'LL TRY.
*flips abunch of tables*
GIVEAWAY TIME
I'M PRETTY SURE YOU WANT TO WIN 50 POINTS FOR DOING PRETTY CLOSE
TO RELATIVELY NOTHING.
so my watchers and people who have done this before know the gist, but
for anyone else...
WHAT YOU MUST DO:
✿ CLICK THAT FAVORITE BUTTON
AND THAT'S IT! :iconorekibakaplz:
Once you click that favorite button, you're automatically entered into the raffle for 50 :points:! :iconyukkolikeniplz:
The winner will be selected by the everfamous random.org!
---------------------------------------------
Short FAQ:
When does this end?
More than likely 5/17/13, at around 4 p.m EST. ( http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/usa/eastern-time/
Devious Journal Entryokay, i kinda have to say something....
some rumors have been going around that im homophobic (??) and i try to hide behind people, and im full of myself and that i hate you all and i manipulate you guys??????
im mean you can say what you want but let me tell you the real true me:
Hello, I am Emma i am 19 going on 20 in a few months. I am Pansexual (if you don't know what that is here is a link to the wiki page http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pansexuality) I am super bad at talking to people because of my anxiety and claiming to have a disability  is not my way of shutting you guys out, I'm trying i really REALLY hard at making friends and being more social and im going to start being more social with you guys from now on this popularity kinda snuck up on me and i really had nothing to say because i was so "socially retarded" is a good way to put it. I have faith in my art, i use it as a way of expressing myself and paying homage to my favorite subject: creepypasta. man do i love creepypa
Premium and Point Giveaway!The Giveaway
I will be giving away a one month, three month, twelve month, and two-thousand points!
Just fav this journal and you can win!
Rules
You must favorite this journal
No point or plz accounts
Accounts must have at least one month seniority
Do not enter more than once
How can I get entered more?
Favorite this journal to get entered
Write a journal about this giveaway and include this thumb:
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{Please comment if you do}
Donate to the giveaway. Every ten points equals one entry
How will I be picking the winners?
I will be using a generator to randomly pick a name.
Journals Written:
~xHeartOfaPhoenix http://xheartofaphoenix.deviantart.com/journal/Advertisements-POints-premi-giveaway-365417158
~Snowy-Heart http://snowy-heart.deviantart.com/journal/Giveaway-D-371114455
~Abystoma http://abystoma.deviantart.com/journal/3000-and-100-points-giveaway-371793132
~minieverfeel http://minieverfeel.deviantart.com/
Bronies go nuts, and Nintendo Sucks?Equestria Girls
The trailer to "Equestria Girls" (the humanized MLP spinoff film) finally was released today. Aaaannnd everyone's freaking out. Again.
You know, it actually looks pretty decent. Bronies... please understand: I know you're a major unexpected demographic for the show. I know you enjoy seeing shout-out's become canon within the show, and appreciate how the creators do little things here and there for you. But... the show isn't made for you. This is not Cartoon Network and the target demographic isn't 25 year olds in college. You're a nice addition to the target demographic of little girls, but you are not the driving force behind MLP.
I don't want this to sound mean, but it needs to be said. This is where it becomes very important to understand the fine line between being a fan of the show and thinking that because you've invested so much energy into the show that you're entitled to things.
I'm sure the movie won't be as bad as everyone makes it out to be. It honest
Mini Point Giveaway - Enter Quickly!Winners will be announced soon!
200:points:
1st - 100:points:
2nd - 50:points:
3rd - 30:points:
4th - 10:points:
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This Mini Giveaway ended May 17th 9:00PM GMT (UK Time)
All winners are picked at random! (random.org)
Opinions are a Dangerous thing: Art StylesThis isn't about narking on anyone no, infact this is just my own muses really! You could say this is a journal for ENCOURAGEMENT! *SHINES*
I find sticking to one style restrictive if you are a beginning/moderate artist! (even professionals I might say! though I can't speak for everyone)
Having a distinctive look on how your art is done and produced is understandable and its a desire to appear unique to the point some one can just SEE your work and instantly think 'Oh! that's Ten-days!' or something along the line. However, when you are trying to find who you are and what kind of art you are to produce, I recommend trying, well, a lot of different things! Different styles, mixing styles, different colouring techinque, brushes, tools, shading. Don't feel dependant on what you are already doing and don't feel pressured by people just for trying new things!
Push out of your comfort zone. Can't draw hands? don't avoid it! draw the heck out of them! (how else are you going to learn?)
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Bathing is evil...

Journal Entry: Wed Aug 17, 2011, 12:46 AM
Okay.  I don't use a bath tub.  I'm an old bloke - for me, you jump in the shower, get yourself clean and get the hell out of there.  Baths are for children or those who wish to enjoy a relaxing time amongst pungent rose petals and crap like that - um... women!  I probably get in a bath tub once every 10 years - maybe.

So, yesterday I had some minor surgery on my back.  I'm mindful that I shouldn't wet the bandage.  Hmm... makes it trickey to shower.  I thinks to myself, "I know, I'll jump in the bath that my Rozie just used.  Too easy!"

It was lovely and warm and I immediately reverted to a 10 year old child.  I slides down in the bath until my face is under and then remembers - the damn bandage!  Crapola.  

And that my friends is why bathing is evil.  I'm sticking with the damn shower from now on.  It's so hard being smart and pretty.   LMAO.

Mucho loveo

Duckie

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Bathing is evil...by *2Stupid2Duck

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`phydeau Aug 17, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
The last time I took a bath is when I set one up for a model that didn't show. The rose pedals didn't do much for me, but the water was nice.
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*2Stupid2Duck Aug 18, 2011   Writer
LOL. I feel for ya. I've been there so many times mate...
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=pearwood Aug 17, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
I was going to tell you that you were a complete idiot, but I see others have already done so, so I won't, even though you are.

Silly Duck. :nod:
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*2Stupid2Duck Aug 17, 2011   Writer
I don't mind being an idiot... I just wish I was a pretty idiot...
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=pearwood Aug 17, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
That would at least be some consolation.

I know how ugly I are.
I know that my face is no star.
But I do not mind it 'cause I am behind it.
The people in front get the jar.
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=KickStart011 Aug 17, 2011  Professional Photographer
A duck without a bath!? Unpossible I say!

Especially when you've got a damn good bath to be had!
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*2Stupid2Duck Aug 17, 2011   Writer
Nah, it's evil mate - it led me into a false sense of security.... damn bath...
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*LeonineLioness Aug 17, 2011
hmmmm.... they say that operations, however minor, can affect the brain... Think that is definately the case in this instance. Andy, what on earth were you thinking of? Never mind, lesson learnt. Actually its a whole lot easier in the shower to avoid
places where you dont want to get wet - especially if you have a shower head you can hold. Hope everything went ok with
the procedure and Mr. Happy and Positive Duck returns to our midst
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*2Stupid2Duck Aug 17, 2011   Writer
LMAO. It's all good darl. I just couldn't believe my Pavlov's dogs routine - hit the water (bell), instant submerge (slobber). What the??!!
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~Intergrativeone Aug 17, 2011  Professional General Artist
Ya nutty bloke!!!! Ya know better than that!!!! Beau wouldn't get near a bathtub...I think he is afraid he might go down the drain!!!! I'm with Roz, it is my "think tank" and the one place where I know Beau deems off limits... When my nieces were small and hated taking baths I would put food dye into the water (purple was a favorite) with bubble bath... light candles and play music... they loved it, and I couldn't get them out!!!!
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